so sambazon is now in walfart. part of my mission here is to check 'em out. rad. today i hit 15 and was shocked and horrified at how LARGE america is. i never knew skin could stretch like that or just certain body parts could be 10x their size. on some it was the jumbo arms. others had the rolling valley legs with bubbles of fat popping out in random spots. and the F.U.P'S!!! oh the F.U.P'S. fat-upper _____ insert male or female genitalia. and the ever popular elastic waistband, polyester bottoms with festive floral tops to cover it all. did i mention the perms?! and this was the under 30 crowd. damn.
luckily for these guys, there were electric carts and WHEELCHAIRS!?!?!!? offered at the front door of each and every store. i'm talking about a dozen or so. i've been doing the master cleanse while i've been here...aka liquid cleanse. this sight has been a highly motivating factor every day.
here's some new pics of my travels. videos come next.
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