a man is driving down the road.
a woman is driving up the same road.
they pass each other.
the woman yells out the windown, "Pig!"
the man yells back, "Bitch!"
the man rounds the next curve, crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.
-Plato and Platypus Walk into a Bar, by Thomas Cathcart & Daniel Klein
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